Jack: Mummy what's up my nose
Me: (busily watching the bonfire and probably not giving the situation enough attention) Probably snot honey or *grin* it could be your brains
(Jack laughs and snuggles on my lap to go to sleep)
Jack: (sits up looking scared) Mummy there really is something in my nose
Me: (now paying attention) Blow you nose
(Jack blows his nose)
Me: (now panicked for him as I see a black thing in his nose i hold his head and out comes a small black rubber disk) Babe when did you put that up you nose
Jack: Um when I was watching my movie, before dinner
Me: Baby you really can't put things up your nose, if mummy wasn't able to get that out we would have needed a doctor
Jack: But what is the hole there for then?
How do we ever survive the toddler years?
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Well, he has a point.
Now, don't tell him this, because it will only give him ideas, but pray he doesn't realise that he has a hole on either side of his head, as well.
Chances are, if something goes in an ear, it ain't coming out without the doctor's assistance.
Yes and if you think about it there are even more holes than that. Did I tell you about the marble in the doodle adventure :)
Perhaps it shows a scientific spirit of enquiry?
Which would make him one step closer to his ambition of becoming an astronaut and taking Auntie Treena for a trip into outer space in his rocket.
No, wait--that's my ambition.
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